Tuesday, February 02, 2010

Romancing the Sten

I appreciate that even though he wasn't a romanceable option in Dragon Age, BioWare at least acknowledged that people who find seven foot beeftank bronzed and dreadlocked Kirk Douglases attractive would be into him by having half of the female party members talk about what a hot piece of militant Islamic Borg man meat he is in their miscllaneous party nattering.

That said, I am disappointed that I couldn't get him back in my gypsyelf's tent to reenact all those seven foot beeftank militant Islamic Borg bronzed and dreadlocked Kirk Douglas x Turok the Dinosaur Hunter fanfictions I'm sure already exist on the internet.